Friday, August 8, 2008

Grossness, in human form.

A few MONTHS ago, Sho introduced me to a book featuring a certain character, no no poor choice of words. A total asshole cuntrag.

Tucker
Tucker Max. He wrote a book, which I won't plug the title of because I still think it's stupid and childish. Basically it's about a guy who has sex with a shitload of girls, while simultaneously managing to not use any human brain function at all. His outright admission of his disrespect for women is outstanding. He is one of those men that gives you a mental illness. Yes, I said it. I'm blaming men for mental illness in women. (More on this later).

When I first read some excerpts online of his book, I thought he was an asshole. An immature asshole that thinks its funny to pee inside of girls pussies. Sho owns the book, and actually read it. And I have to admit, as much as I resisted, I fell victim to reading several chapters that afternoon and laughing out loud at some of the passages. I even gasped once or twice and exclaimed, "No, that didn't really happen!" However, I had to admit it was entertaining.

But entertainment has a limit. Things can only be entertaining to a point. And this asshole cuntrag has surpassed any limitation. He must be taken down, one pubic hair at a time. If I ever see him on the mean streets of New York City, I pray it's on the empty stairs of a subway station somewhere on the lonely west side. Or a bar such as, Mad River (it seems a logical place to date rape a girl).

I met him with rage at first, then a slight acceptance, and now... it's pure disgust. Tucker Max, you are a disgusting person. You should seek intensive therapy and possibly a stint with electro-shock therapy because a person like you, that treats women the way that you do, with total disregard, labels you as a psychopath. You are a clever actor, a good liar. Yet, while everyone thinks that you are insensitive and being "a man", we both know that you are a hollow shell, and that is what makes your dick limp at night. Yes, you despise yourself and your mediocre cock, and your mediocre fucks, and your mediocre intellectual ability.

And now, I'm mad that I even posted about you - but I see the herp in your future.. and I'm being generous.

See below for an excerpt of a post written by "Bunny" (his ex-girlfriend) which was promptly removed by this asshole off his messageboards for fear that people would discover that his disrespect is not all in good fun. [Fast forward to the present: "Bunny" is being treated for depression].


"Humiliating
Last night Tucker blew me off. Again.

I went insane. I cut off all my hair with kitchen scissors like Frida Khalo. Today I examined the fallout...I also thought, "Bunny... there is something terribly awry. Why are you so angry?...

[Note: This is truly humiliating...I wish to God these FACTS were fabricated or embellished, but the awful truth is that they are not].

What it is like to date Tucker Max.

-He will tell you he loves you and wants to have children with you. When you then get pregnant, he will say that he has about two to four more years of drinking and whoring left to do, so a baby isn't in the cards. He will coerce you into an abortion by threatening to give away your dog if you try to have the child. Then he will be evasive so that you will be forced to dump him and he can get off scot-free."

Reality check, please?