I am disturbed today.
I haven't been getting enough sleep for the past few days. I was mean to Beau last night and refused to sleep with him. I am on my third day of work. I have a mountain of reading and comprehending to do for class. I was late to my hair appointment on Monday which left me to sport serious roots this entire week. I discovered that the very cute line from Victoria's Secret titled "PINK!" is actually a code word for "vagina." I have also discovered that if I ever decide to get pregnant, I will have to birth it and ruin my vagina forever. My nail polish has been peeling off all week and I haven't had time to take it off. I had barely enough time to take a shower every day this week. I did, but it was rough. My legs are furry, my underarms are even worse, and I'm in desperate need of a wax. (See, refusal to sleep with him above). Every single cuticle hurts because I've bitten off all of my nails to the point where they're ridiculously short. I have forsaken my pre-prepared normal meals for snacks consisting of only junk food. They are often followed one after another. I went food shopping on Thursday morning at 7:30 a.m. because there was no traffic and the groceries are STILL in my trunk. The junk food I have been eating is coming straight from my trunk. There are clothes in my trunk from CHRISTMAS that have not been returned. It involves going to Modell's, Macy's, H&M, CVS and Hollister. All of my go-to warm clothes are in the laundry.
I managed to get light eyeliner and mascara on today so I look halfway decent. I am getting my hair colored when work is over (3:00 where are you?), and then I plan on going home to take a longggg, hotttt shower where I de-fuzz and let my hair gain intense volume.
Then imma sex it up. I need some warm weather.
